S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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