After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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