i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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