If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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