I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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