Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
try to milk me bitch
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