Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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