I cannot find my penis.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The air was thick with penises
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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