Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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