Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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