what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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