how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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