I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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