I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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