we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We smell like vodka and hangover
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