Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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