is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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