Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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