Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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