Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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