Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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