does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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