people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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