he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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