Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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