Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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