lets start a swedish sibling band together
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She told me I should be a condom model.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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