States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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