I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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