Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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