I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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