So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Watching her eat just hurts me
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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