Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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