Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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