three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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