I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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