We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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