erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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