I need help removing her.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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