i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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