Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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