wrigley field is MILF paradise
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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