Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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