i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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