How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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