glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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