I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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