You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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