you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i believe in u and ur pee
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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