If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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