In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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